This is the name everyone in the FartWorld will know you by — on your printer, in chat, on your plots, on your market listings.
Today's rate: 1 🥈 Silver = 50.0 💵 Cash. Cash inflates — every day 1 Silver buys +0.1 more Cash.
Tellers buy back at 100.0 💵 Cash per 🥈 Silver — that 2× spread is the inflation toll.
Today's rate at the teller: 100,000 🥈 Silver per 🪙 Gold. The peg drifts up over time — silver inflates faster than gold can be minted.
Cash out a gold bar: 1 🪙 Gold = 100,000 🥈 Silver at today's rate. The bank quotes the same number both ways.
Silver and Cash stored in the vault are safe from death and arrest. Anything you carry on your person is at risk.
You found the back office. Wash dirty fakes into clean Cash, or buy a stack of fakes to spread around — criminal rates: 1 🪙 Fake → 0.5 💵 Cash · 1 💵 Cash → 2 🪙 Fake.
Holding 0 fake bills · 0 💵 Cash
Gold is the premium currency. 1 GOLD = 10,000 $FARTPRINT burned on-chain. Gold prices never go down — only up. Burning permanently removes those tokens from circulation, which tightens the supply for every Silver-earner in the game.
The FART&POOP500 — every graduated FART coin in one place. Click TRADE on any row to open its pool on Meteora and swap.
Mint a FART-prefixed derivative via the Printr deployment pipeline. Every coin shares the bloodline — the ticker must start with FART, everything after is yours.
⚠ This service mints a real token on the Solana blockchain and needs SOL in your wallet for the transaction fee. Phantom will ask you to sign.
Seeds and tools from the printr's vault.
Play as a sentient office printer. Fart and print while building your empire. Complete daily tasks, level up and become a leader in the Fartprint economy.
Host a room for friends, join an existing one, or rip solo. Every active room runs through a public message bus — no servers, no auth, just farts.
Skip the room. Just you, the world, and the gas. Your progress still saves.